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Old 04-10-2008, 07:06 PM   #1
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Default Your tax bonus!

Help America - spend your rebate wisely.



The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600

rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If

we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer

it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to

Mexico, Honduras , and Guatemala . If we purchase a car it will go to Japan .

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help

the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy

prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in

the US . Thank you for your help.



Signed,

Governor Spitzer.

(my mom sent this to me!!)
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Old 04-12-2008, 09:24 AM   #2
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Old 04-12-2008, 10:04 AM   #3
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Sam Adams. Check.
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Old 04-12-2008, 08:53 PM   #4
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Margaritas and Hams waitress' ? Close enough to beer and Pro's. Right ?
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Old 04-14-2008, 07:13 AM   #6
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Margaritas and Hams waitress' ? Close enough to beer and Pro's. Right ?


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Margaritas and Hams waitress' ? Close enough to beer and Pro's. Right ?
Closer than the virgin daiquiri's and the girls Dave sent them to, anyway.
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but i like beer from europe.......
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but i like beer from europe.......
Can we get credit if its imported by a US company?
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Old 04-14-2008, 04:24 PM   #10
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That's a big +1. Nothing better than a Bastan Lagah.
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